We’re used with such outfits from Lady Gaga, but I wasn’t expecting to see this type of wardrobe accident while going for a coffee. Lady Gaga spent her time at Starbucks dressed more like an 80s prostitute than a celebrity. What is she trying to prove? That she can pull off any type of outfit because she wants to be the artist that makes unconventional fashion statements? This is just wrong, Gaga. Let’s start with the head and talk about that terrible red leather/vinyl hat she is wearing. That just looks like she is buying her clothes from a stereotypical gay bar, not a store. Moving on to that leather jacket, it just feels like she borrowed it from a Bollywood movie. I really try not to say anything about her hair since that style is so two years ago. Her nails also look like she is about to poke somebody’s eye with them. I know she wants to be eccentric but there’s a fine line between that and plain kitsch.

Her stockings also remind me of a bad B movie and paired up with those shoes only make her look like a dancer, and I’m not talking about a ballet dancer right now. Her T-shirt is ok, nothing bad to say about it, if it was worn by a 15 year old rocker who just reached his adolescence peak. I’m really sorry for trashing Lady Gaga like this but she needs to learn that everybody is bored with her weird and unconventional style, so she has to start being eccentric in some other way.